Okay, I don’t dig a lot of the intra-office email crapola we all get at work. But as a shooter and a musician, this one tickled me when I got it today. So I sent it to a few friends asking them for captions. Received some good belly laughs. I figure you guys will also weigh in smartly. What I got thus far: The Blues is my life. Knock, knock, knockin' on Allah's dooor... These budget cuts are a motherf'r! This certainly escalated quickly. Hey Elvis, when you get done tuning that thing, how about giving us a hand over here? Note to self: Kick that agent's *ss for telling us, "Dudes, seriously, you'll LOVE playing the clubs in Detroit." I should've used Tripadvisor.com. Back-up orange rhythm guy looks solid, but that guy stretching out his Stratocaster... think girls really like that prettyboy angst?