Captions Needed


Okay, I don’t dig a lot of the intra-office email crapola we all get at work. But as a shooter and a musician, this one tickled me when I got it today. So I sent it to a few friends asking them for captions. Received some good belly laughs. I figure you guys will also weigh in smartly. What I got thus far:

The Blues is my life.

Knock, knock, knockin' on Allah's dooor...

These budget cuts are a motherf'r!

This certainly escalated quickly.

Hey Elvis, when you get done tuning that thing, how about giving us a hand over here?

Note to self: Kick that agent's *ss for telling us, "Dudes, seriously, you'll LOVE playing the clubs in Detroit."

I should've used

Back-up orange rhythm guy looks solid, but that guy stretching out his Stratocaster... think girls really like that prettyboy angst?

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The Jihad Mariachi band gig is a sonofabubblegum!

"Join Al Queda" they said. "See the world" they said.

"Ahkmed, I told you we'd kill!"

*Combat patch achievement unlocked*

He'd be better if he could just keep a bloody tempo!

ISIS' form of nonjudicial punishment


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