Captions Needed

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  1. teflon97239

    teflon97239
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    Okay, I don’t dig a lot of the intra-office email crapola we all get at work. But as a shooter and a musician, this one tickled me when I got it today. So I sent it to a few friends asking them for captions. Received some good belly laughs. I figure you guys will also weigh in smartly. What I got thus far:

    The Blues is my life.

    Knock, knock, knockin' on Allah's dooor...

    These budget cuts are a motherf'r!

    This certainly escalated quickly.

    Hey Elvis, when you get done tuning that thing, how about giving us a hand over here?

    Note to self: Kick that agent's *ss for telling us, "Dudes, seriously, you'll LOVE playing the clubs in Detroit."

    I should've used Tripadvisor.com.

    Back-up orange rhythm guy looks solid, but that guy stretching out his Stratocaster... think girls really like that prettyboy angst?

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  2. Bazooka Joe

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    I still like the role-playing game caption the best.
    154608194.o3oY5iUB.demotivationalpostersbard.jpg
     
  3. albin25

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    Hey Abdul...Sorry to bother you at the office, but can you show me that B flat minor thing again? I need to figure it out before I play the Finkleman kid's Bar Mitzvah tonight!
     
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    "Allah really wanna do.......is baby be friends with you."
     
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    The Jihad Mariachi band gig is a sonofabubblegum!

    "Join Al Queda" they said. "See the world" they said.

    "Ahkmed, I told you we'd kill!"

    *Combat patch achievement unlocked*

    He'd be better if he could just keep a bloody tempo!

    ISIS' form of nonjudicial punishment
     
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    When I said to "grab the axe" that's not what I meant
     
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    *chorus *
    I wanna wish you a merry Jihad....
     
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    This is the last time I leave my rifle in the bathroom!
     
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    "My milkshake brings all the Infidels to the Jihad, and they're like "praise Allah" I can martyr you, but I'll have to charge...
     
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    Desperado just came out in cracksmackistan
     
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  12. Certaindeaf

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    Aloha Snackbar.

    too bad it's not a ukulele
     
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  13. stoney

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    Put your rials in my turban and I'll stop.
     
  14. bolus

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    I use the same "poopin in the woods" firearm stance as this guy. Amazing to see it so well done in actual combat. You never know when you might get mugged while pooping. Very handy for shooting under the bench at the range as well.

    nsDvLCB.jpg
     
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    "Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya!"

    "Don't worry guys they will break when I play my music, they did it to my cousin in abu ghraib"

    "We will, we will, stone you!"

    It's the final countdown, dun na nun nun!
    (Boooooom!!!!!)
     
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    Just call me slayer!
     
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    "I love I love I love my calendar goat..."
     
  18. teflon97239

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    coast guard.JPG

    That damn recruiter told me "Join the Coast Guard, there's no infantry in the Coast Guard..."
     
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    Is playing in Paris always like this!
     
  20. erudne

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    back in the days of Hootchin' we used to call this Guerilla PT, it kept us Ballerina Limber!
     
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