Caption This!!!!

[Certaindeaf]

This "article"/pic was top-dead center just now on Bing "news".

I think it's crass to make public what one wants for Christmas, personally.. but who am I?

"


Robbery suspect linked to slain Ohio boy, 13, due in court
COLUMBUS, Ohio – A 19-year-old robbery suspect linked to the 13-year-old Ohio boy shot fatally by …
FOX News
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[Andy54Hawken]

"The Gun is again blamed for the actions of a criminal."
Andy

 

[Camelfilter]

"...Both police and attorneys for Tyre's family have publicly pleaded for anyone with information about what happened to come forward...."

I have some information: Teach your children not to rob people. It's not difficult.

 

[Certaindeaf]

Very touching.
I swear I'm going to name my first born "retread" to honor Tyre.
true story

 

[Stomper]

Good Humor ice cream man shows off latest design for next summer's popcicle...

 

[etrain16]

"From now on, all our officers will carry a photo of this gun, rather than an actual gun. We want the police to be that 'safe space' you're all whining about."

 

[308]

What irriterate maroon wrote that article...geeze

 

[Certaindeaf]

"Shortly after midnight, this was found. The suspect disappeared leaving only a lingering odor of "pumpkin spice". We will be going house to house to see who in this kingdom this might fit.".
true story
more news at eleven

 

[Member 5605]

Ugghhh

 

[Member 5605]

Classic to die hard about

 

[Certaindeaf]

"This is serious, people. We're operating on a paper thin piece of evidence here!"

booya

 

[Member 5605]

"This is serious, people. We're operating on a paper thin piece of evidence here!"

booya

 

[Certaindeaf]

"We have just now implemented the Emergency Slack-Jawed 2000! law.
To wit, all printer toner cartridges, from this day forward, will be taxed one soul per violation.
I work for the government.
Have a nice day."

 

[Stomper]

This photo provided the critical shred of evidence needed to break this case!

 

[Medic!]

Dose anybody know how to use one of these? And what dose the little lever in the large hole do?
PLEASE! Officers Chuck Uppers, Mary Tymes, and Tommy Twotone, have already unwittingly released loose rounds!

BANG!!!!!!!!

Oh God help us! Tommy Twotone has just done it now twice.

 

[thorborg]

 

[Certaindeaf]

Preach it. If I was a swaggering on by, I'd pretty much have to wonder, with simple loud words, about torque values of neck bolts.
but that's just me

 

[Certaindeaf]

And for us all..

"WTFF?"

had to do it

 

[teflon6string]

 

[teflon6string]