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Can anyone help me get rid of a body?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by benjohson, Dec 25, 2012.

  1. benjohson

    benjohson Oregon Member

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    I found a fat guy in a red suit trying to break into my house last night. Needless to say, he won't be bothering me again. On the flip side, I have enough venison to last me about 12 months.
     
  2. longcolt

    longcolt Zephyrhills, FL Active Member

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    Heh! Heh! Cute! But the once the kids find out you are toast!
     
  3. parallax

    parallax eugene, or-gun Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Im coming over with some shovels and a bag of lime.
     
  4. HKFooey

    HKFooey SW Washington Active Member

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    That explains why I didn't get any Xmas loot
     
  5. Mark W.

    Mark W. Silverton, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    What caliber did you use and how was the penetration?
     
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  6. benjohson

    benjohson Oregon Member

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    I used 55grn FMJ at $85/box of 20 and a $7,500 Vulcan Arms AR-15 (fully magpuled out of course, otherwise it would have cost only $6,500), both of which I picked up from another member on this site
     
  7. Swedish K

    Swedish K SW Washington Moderator Staff Member

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    how many rounds to take the venison? just trying to figure the cost per pound...
     
  8. ruger45blackhawk

    ruger45blackhawk milwaukie Active Member

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    NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT RUDOLPH TOO???? :huh:
     
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  9. benjohson

    benjohson Oregon Member

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    Two full Pmags (don't forget to factor in the $250 per mag that I got, I was able to talk the guy down....). That's what I get for not springing for the Surefire light for the AR....
     
  10. ruger45blackhawk

    ruger45blackhawk milwaukie Active Member

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    The new streamlight protac HL 600 is cheaper>> food for thought 600 lumens WOW
     
  11. JimmyD

    JimmyD Salem,Or Member

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    Dont dig a hole way to easy to get caught, Build a big fire and burn the evidence..... Ashes cant talk....


    Funny post, Made me laugh.
     
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  12. ruger45blackhawk

    ruger45blackhawk milwaukie Active Member

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    Mix the whole lot and make sausage for SHTF scenario!!! Save energy digging a big whole. :eek:
     
  13. benjohson

    benjohson Oregon Member

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    Ha! now that's more my style
     
  14. JimmyD

    JimmyD Salem,Or Member

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    LMAO!!!!
     
  15. 4Freedom

    4Freedom Boise, Idaho Well-Known Member

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    I found that the show Dexter actually gives some very good real-world advice on how to handle this situation, you may want to watch a few episodes..
     
  16. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    It's all in the sauce......It's all in the sauce.
     
  17. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Be sure to burn the bones and then pulverize them. Mix them in with Grandma's up on the mantel, Gone! Also treat Santa like pork! Venison is much leaner!
     
  18. GFO

    GFO WaCo, Oregon Active Member

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    I thought Rudolph was put up front only in inclimate weather, makes for 9, It was clear here last night(was in hot tub 'till late) so I think Rudolph is safe.
     
  19. Redcap

    Redcap Lewis County, WA Well-Known Member

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    I own a very large excavator.
     
  20. Diego

    Diego Everett New Member

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    H2SO4....gather a few dead batteries!