Can anyone help me get rid of a body?

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  1. benjohson

    benjohson
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    I found a fat guy in a red suit trying to break into my house last night. Needless to say, he won't be bothering me again. On the flip side, I have enough venison to last me about 12 months.
     
  2. longcolt

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    Heh! Heh! Cute! But the once the kids find out you are toast!
     
  3. parallax

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    Im coming over with some shovels and a bag of lime.
     
  4. HKFooey

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    That explains why I didn't get any Xmas loot
     
  5. Mark W.

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    What caliber did you use and how was the penetration?
     
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  6. benjohson

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    I used 55grn FMJ at $85/box of 20 and a $7,500 Vulcan Arms AR-15 (fully magpuled out of course, otherwise it would have cost only $6,500), both of which I picked up from another member on this site
     
  7. Swedish K

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    how many rounds to take the venison? just trying to figure the cost per pound...
     
  8. ruger45blackhawk

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    NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT RUDOLPH TOO???? :huh:
     
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  9. benjohson

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    Two full Pmags (don't forget to factor in the $250 per mag that I got, I was able to talk the guy down....). That's what I get for not springing for the Surefire light for the AR....
     
  10. ruger45blackhawk

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    The new streamlight protac HL 600 is cheaper>> food for thought 600 lumens WOW
     
  11. JimmyD

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    Dont dig a hole way to easy to get caught, Build a big fire and burn the evidence..... Ashes cant talk....


    Funny post, Made me laugh.
     
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    Mix the whole lot and make sausage for SHTF scenario!!! Save energy digging a big whole. :eek:
     
  13. benjohson

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    Ha! now that's more my style
     
  14. JimmyD

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    LMAO!!!!
     
  15. 4Freedom

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    I found that the show Dexter actually gives some very good real-world advice on how to handle this situation, you may want to watch a few episodes..
     
  16. deadeye

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    It's all in the sauce......It's all in the sauce.
     
  17. Sgt Nambu

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    Be sure to burn the bones and then pulverize them. Mix them in with Grandma's up on the mantel, Gone! Also treat Santa like pork! Venison is much leaner!
     
  18. GFO

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    I thought Rudolph was put up front only in inclimate weather, makes for 9, It was clear here last night(was in hot tub 'till late) so I think Rudolph is safe.
     
  19. Redcap

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    I own a very large excavator.
     
  20. Diego

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    H2SO4....gather a few dead batteries!
     

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