Can anyone add to these Military Truisms?

[oli700]

Friendly fire isn't

 

[rick benjamin]

Bubblegum, said the private
Bubblegum, said the PFC
Bubblegum, said the LCpl
Bubblegum, said the Cpl
Bubblegum, said the Sgt
Bubblegum, said the SSG
Bubblegum, said the GySgt
Fertilizer, said the 1Sgt
Fertilizer, said the Cpt
This might work, said the Mj
This might work, said the LtCol
This will work, said the Col
Make it so, said the Gen

 

[MarkAd]

No body ever drowned in sweat.

 

[WAYNO]

The following double-negative was never questioned...

If You Aint CAV, You Aint Sh_T