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Californians Ain't Worth A Nickle

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jerry, Mar 12, 2014.

  1. Jerry

    Jerry Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    A Californian a Texan and Oregonian are sitting the campfire drinking. The Texan takes big swig from his tequila bottle throws it in the air and shoots the half full bottle. The Californian asked why did you waste that? The Texan says we have lots of tequila in Texas.
    The Californian looks at him takes a large drink from his bottle of wine throws it in the air and shoots it then says we have lots of wine in California.

    Not to be out done the Oregonian finishes off his bottle of micro brew throws it in the air pulls his pistol and shoots the Californian. The Texan gasps and ask what did you do that for?

    The Oregonian says we got a lot of Californians in Oregon but this bottle is worth a nickle
     
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    cookie THE SOCIALIST STATE OF KALI - FORNIA Well-Known Member

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    Sad but true. There are a few good ones though.
     
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  3. ZA_Survivalist

    ZA_Survivalist Oregon AK's all day.

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    Lol. Good one :)
     
  4. jb11

    jb11 salem Active Member

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    That is funny:cool:
     
  5. usmc

    usmc oregon Active Member

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    yes, very few.:)