Burglar’s body fatally crushed by a 900-pound safe

[Alexx1401]

Homeowners in Indiana found a suspected burglar's body fatally crushed by a 900-pound safe, local authorities announced this week.

Story from Breitbart. Don't know if it was already posted here. I know it's sad that someone died this way but the dark side of me still had to laugh a little.

Police: Suspected Burglar Found Dead, Crushed by 900-Pound Safe

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[albin25]

Was it an ACME safe?...
... and were there any roadrunners in the vicinity?

 

[Alexx1401]

Was it an ACME safe?...
... and were there any roadrunners in the vicinity?

I knew I would not be the only one with a dark sense of humor about this.

 

[2A2Dend]

 

[surevaliance]

Expect a lawsuit against homeowner from relathieves who have lost "beloved one" in this "tragic accident"

 

[EPS]

Expect a lawsuit against safe maker from relathieves who have lost "beloved one" in this "tragic accident"

Yep if the owners would have bolt the safe to the floor .
He would still be alive.

 

[surevaliance]

Yep if the owners would have bolt the safe to the floor .
He would still be alive.

So it was very unsafe safe?
The legislature is coming...

 

[cigars]

Was the safe hurt?

 

[Member 34319]

Expect a lawsuit against homeowner from relathieves who have lost "beloved one" in this "tragic accident"

Sadly, the weird world we live in, this is what will likely come of this.

Owner will be blamed for not securing his unnecessarily heavy storage container to the floor or wall. If the owner had simply went with a lighter more easily accessible storage container, this individual who was needlessly killed, would still be with us.

 

[Joe13]

Darwin Award?

 

[surevaliance]

Was the safe hurt?

The intruder was safely neutralized.

 

[Certaindeaf]

You know he was a slaverin like that little weasel on Foghorn Leghorn up until he was squoshed dead.

 

[edslhead]

In WA the state could be sued for forcing owners to lock up their firearms.

 

[bgdawgrr]

He SAID the right thing, but I KNOW he was thinking "it worked!"

 

[JeremyK]

 

[Hayharnel]

Expect a lawsuit against homeowner from relathieves who have lost "beloved one" in this "tragic accident"

He was a good boy, at least he died doing what he loved! He will be missed by few!

 

[Hayharnel]

Was the safe hurt?

It will be ok that sheit will buff out!

 

[uberguy]

A home defense assault safe ... where can I get one?

 

[jbett98]

More then likely just an empty safe.

 

[uberguy]

More then likely just an empty safe.

It was empty.
Video footage here: Indiana homeowner finds intruder, 28, DEAD underneath 900LB antique safe while cleaning his garage | Daily Mail Online