...breaking your stuff...or not...

[Just Jim]

To me there are two kinds of camo, one they can't see you and the other is you don't look dangerous. All depending on where you are. Thinking a mall ninja ought to have a pink gun.

 

[Stomper]

What about Dorito's chesse powder finger prints, and Starbucks coffee drips?

 

[7SFCW4]

MTPockets, if not then we damn sure should!

 

[Stomper]

If Facebook can have over 50 gender identity selections for it's patrons, then it can be whatever you want it to be, it's "art"!

 

[cookie]

Posers are ever where these days.

 

[Defense Minister]

If the S truly HTF, your gear will look used soon enough!

 

[Medic!]

All men want to be seen for some quality they don't have.
And not the ten good qualities they do have.

 

[NONAME762]

If they are close enough to see wear on their guns then they are all a threat.

If they're that close lob in a grenade.

 

[erudne]

I surprised they didn't call it "tactical" somehow...

Tactically Distressed?

 

[tc556guy]

Owning a safe queen that never sees the light of day doesn't make you the bigger threat

 

[Deebow]

People who actually shoot their guns don't GAF what they look like, except when they purchase them. And I wouldn't buy anything that looked "distressed" without checking it's insides first.

This is just another thing for the mall ninja set to thrill themselves with.

And if you have to use one in a gunfight, your bullet launcher will not be the piece of equipment that is "distressed."

Your underpants are likely to be the part with the "distressed" look