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Bob and the blonde

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ATCclears, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. ATCclears

    ATCclears Seattle area, WA Well-Known Member

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    Bob walked into a sports bar around 5:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 6 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Bob said, "You know, I reckon he'll jump."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    The blonde placed her money on the bar, and kept watching the scene on the telly. The guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

    Bob took the money.