BMW sued for persistent erection

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  1. MarkAd

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    Beamers are smooth. Hate to see what would happen if he took a spin on my old shovel head. :D
     
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    This only happen in california ha ha ha. Everyone trying to sue everyone! This guy may get pay big bucks..... Genious idea ha ha ha
     
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    he has had an erection for twenty months but cant engage in sexual activity? i suppose it is bmw`s fault that he is ugly?
     
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    Corp news loves to sensationalize frivolous lawsuits. That way the common herd will want 'tougher laws' to stop lawsuits against corporations. What the herd doesn't realize is that they just screwed themselves. When you or someone you care about is severely damaged by a corporation's negligence or a doctor leaves a scalpel in your mom's chest, don't plan on going to the courts for help. The corps have all sorts of 'shield laws' giving them more rights than you do as an individual and you are out of luck.

    Yes, lawsuits like this BMW idiot should be thrown out, but be careful about what you wish for in entitling corps to have immunity. Someday you might wish they didn't have that kind of power when the chips are down. Ask John Ritter's wife.

    Giving corporations more rights than individuals is one of the worst mistakes this country ever made as we fall victim to their greed and carelessness over and over again.
     
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    As it says in the article, the guy purchased and installed an after market seat. So how is he suing BMW for a seat they didn't supply?
     
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    Corbon seats are usually a dealer-installed option.
     
  8. MarkAd

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    That is wrong... Since I was researching seats and not finding corbin to be the best for my needs I did not order one. As far as I know Corbin has always been an aftermarket MFG since he and has partner started in 69.
     
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    He should buy a Kawasaki.Seems the engineers like their junk riding on the tank.
    That will take care of the problem.
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    Problem solved.
     
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    If he had a Ducati his testicles would have been crushed to oblivion by now, also precluding sexual activity- but I haven't heard of anyone suing them- of course that's probably because Ducatis are sexy enough to totally get you laid...
     
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    If someone had a gun to your wife/dog/kid's head and made you have sex with one of those which one would you chose? (Yes, I am that immature and juvenile to ask such a thing lol)

    I chose Garofalo because she was actually attractive in her youth and might at least make me laugh; yes I know she is a Lesbian, who cares if she likes it.
     
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    Janet Reno
     
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