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Big boy polygamist looking for new girl friends (this was kicked off of c list)

Discussion in 'Non-Firearm Items Wanted' started by cyclesurvival, Apr 5, 2011.

  1. cyclesurvival

    cyclesurvival Vancouver Well-Known Member

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    Felix is a white face Hereford purebred sexy bull. he's lonely and looking for a few good girls to complete his free roaming life style. If you have a Hereford heifer for sale young and sexy preferred.

    Please shoot me a e-mail
     
  2. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg WA Well-Known Member

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    Lucky dog(gie) :cool:
     
  3. g.i. joe

    g.i. joe Portland Active Member

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    Has he tried FaceBook? maybe he could connect with some hot babes there!
     
  4. cyclesurvival

    cyclesurvival Vancouver Well-Known Member

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    Yea he is on facebook no luck yet. poor guy keeps humping the fence.
     
  5. ZeroRing

    ZeroRing 26th District, WA Active Member

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    Try craigslist... I hear there are "interesting" things that turn up there. ;)
     
  6. cyclesurvival

    cyclesurvival Vancouver Well-Known Member

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    I was kicked off craigs list twice.
     
  7. ZeroRing

    ZeroRing 26th District, WA Active Member

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    :wow: You mean even craigs list has... cough... cough... "standards"??? :rofl1:
     
  8. techieguy

    techieguy Well-Known Member

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    Only when it comes to firearms...
     
  9. HappyRoman

    HappyRoman Sherwood Forest Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    try backpage.com/escorts.
     
  10. cyclesurvival

    cyclesurvival Vancouver Well-Known Member

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    Well we need another girl friend the last one just made it to the dinner plate.
     
  11. HeavyfootHick

    HeavyfootHick Milwaukie, OR Member

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    Sorry that your friend is in a Rutt(pun). I may be of no Bovine help but maybe a few suggestions.
    Is he a smoker? (more pun) Dont let anyone see you humping fence posts. Keep up with basic hygene, and make sure all inacculations, De-Wormer is an important one.
    Hope this helps, Keep us updated as I will be asking around also.
    To the top for a fine Gent!