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What's your best true tall tale that is related to guns, hunting, or outdoors adventures? It can be something you did or something you heard, as long as you genuinely believe it's true.
Here's one told to me by my dad. He was a teenage boy, and it was during the great depression. The family was his parents, six kids, and two field hands. They had a farm with crops, a big garden, cattle, and chickens. Dad was the main hunter, and was expected to bring in enough game to feed the family of ten for the equivalent of at least one day per week. One of his brothers was the fisherman, and was also expected to feed the family for the equivalent of one day per week. The rest of the food came from the garden, field crops, and livestock. The family was fortunate compared to most. But there was close to no money. So ammo was scarce and precious.
One day Dad had no ammo, and went to his own dad. His father gave him two shotgun shells. Several others saw the interaction, and so knew Dad had just two shells. Dad went to a pond where he expected to find geese. Here's how he told it:
"The trick," Dad explained, "was to try to line up the shots so as to get more than one animal per shell. I managed to line up a shot that took down two geese with that first shell. Then I headed into the woods. And a rabbit jumped away right in front of me. I really shouldn't have spent the last of the shells on just a rabbit, but I was impulsive, and I shot the rabbit. But then I saw some fluttering in the leaves behind the rabbit. There had been a covey of quail behind the rabbit that I hadn't even seen, and I got six of them. Everyone knew I had gone out with just two shells. And I came back with two geese, a rabbit, and six quail."
Here's one told to me by my dad. He was a teenage boy, and it was during the great depression. The family was his parents, six kids, and two field hands. They had a farm with crops, a big garden, cattle, and chickens. Dad was the main hunter, and was expected to bring in enough game to feed the family of ten for the equivalent of at least one day per week. One of his brothers was the fisherman, and was also expected to feed the family for the equivalent of one day per week. The rest of the food came from the garden, field crops, and livestock. The family was fortunate compared to most. But there was close to no money. So ammo was scarce and precious.
One day Dad had no ammo, and went to his own dad. His father gave him two shotgun shells. Several others saw the interaction, and so knew Dad had just two shells. Dad went to a pond where he expected to find geese. Here's how he told it:
"The trick," Dad explained, "was to try to line up the shots so as to get more than one animal per shell. I managed to line up a shot that took down two geese with that first shell. Then I headed into the woods. And a rabbit jumped away right in front of me. I really shouldn't have spent the last of the shells on just a rabbit, but I was impulsive, and I shot the rabbit. But then I saw some fluttering in the leaves behind the rabbit. There had been a covey of quail behind the rabbit that I hadn't even seen, and I got six of them. Everyone knew I had gone out with just two shells. And I came back with two geese, a rabbit, and six quail."