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- Ad Type
- For Sale
- For Trade
- Price
- $100
- Manufacturer
- SCCY
- Caliber
- 9mm
- City
- Chemult
- State
- Oregon
- Zip Code
- 97731
Up for sale or Trade (prefer trade) is a Sccy CPX 2. This pistol doesn't just shoot bullets; It drops panties. All of them! (Word of advice: Not the pistol you want to pack while visiting Grandma...
unless you're into that sort of thing.....#NoJudgementHere)
Benefits:
- Instant beard growth (even for the ladies!)
- Ability to wrestle grizzly bears......and win (with their consent)
- 24/7 phone support from Chuck Norris
Comes with 2 factory magazines, the Riton Red dot, a grip sleeve, and (2) owb holsters. Also have original box if that's your thing.
Less than 100 rounds down the pipe. Made right here in 'Merica!
Interested in trades: What do you have? I have an unhealthy and irrational obsession with Hi Points, Altor Pistols, cheap turkish break action shotguns, and .22lr derringers
Warning: May cause a sudden insatiable desire to smoke Marlboro Reds, and get face tattoos. There will be a soundtrack of bald eagle mating calls wherever you go.
#MoreManlyThanChuck #SCCYSwagger
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