Be careful about what your friends give you to eat at the shooting range

[tac]

PD

 

[tac]

PD

 

[po18guy]

The Great Dank North.

 

[Jonnyuma]

I'd be grateful if anybody here, well-versed in military matters, can advise me how to defend the country...

Get to be REALLY good friends with the bad-assest kid in town... who also happens to be your neighbor.

 

[Flopsweat]

Well I heard their Army was going to pot, so there you go.

 

[po18guy]

Curious - was their aim affected?

No, but measured velocities were slower.

 

[Provincial]

TAC, I didn't mean to insult your family members. I just wanted to point out that many in the urban part of current Canada are not as self-sufficient as some of the rural citizens.

 

[The Heretic]

Canadian soldier charged with feeding cannabis cupcakes to artillery unit during live-fire exercise

A Canadian army gunner is facing more than a dozen charges after she allegedly served cannabis-laced cupcakes to her unsuspecting artillery unit during a live-fire exercise.

vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca

What could go wrong?

 

[RedRover]

Canada has an army?

 

[Ridge Walker]

Wondering what this particular issue might have been about: "In 2012, Furlong was dismissed from the police for discreditable conduct, after an episode in which he physically abused and urinated on a fellow police officer."

Probably just stating the obvious, but I think he was really drunk, what they call 'P!$$ed' and also likely what we call really p!$$ed off...

 

[RVTECH]

Man, when shooting with friends I always hand out my home made beef jerky made out of Tri Tip.

 

[po18guy]

Armored vehicle cam shots have been released by the Canadian Ministry of Defence. The evidence seems conclusive. As it turns out, there were more hits than actual shots fired.

 

[hellotyler]

Canadian soldier charged with feeding cannabis cupcakes to artillery unit during live-fire exercise

A Canadian army gunner is facing more than a dozen charges after she allegedly served cannabis-laced cupcakes to her unsuspecting artillery unit during a live-fire exercise.

vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca

Drugging people isn't a laughing matter. Even with pot. It was especially wrong considering they were handling live explosives. Someone could easily have died.

Now if the government pays you on the other hand, you get this kind of boneheaded behavior, which I'll pass on.

 

[po18guy]

Military foolishness is not always bad! How do you think we got Nazi meth?

Oh, wait a minute...

 

[Capn Jack]

Are you sure she wasn't just getting the crew ready for Bidens next state visit?

 

[po18guy]

In a subsequent press release, the Ministry of Defence has reported that Staff Sgt. Alice B. Toklas has been confined in the stockade, assigned to kitchen duty.

 

[tac]

Drugging people isn't a laughing matter. Even with pot. It was especially wrong considering they were handling live explosives. Someone could easily have died.

Now if the government pays you on the other hand, you get this kind of boneheaded behavior, which I'll pass on.

The British soldiers used in the experiments seem to have been volunteers.

 

[tac]

PD

 

[Knebel]

I am afraid this is rather funny.

 

[po18guy]

That's true, my family moved East from SK just before WW2 and settled in the Murray Hills of Northumberland County, farming. My eldest cousin and his sons still do just that.

My aunt, with six kids, had the home house burned down around her ears from a stack fire, and they all lived in the local school while Uncle Geoff and the local people built their new house. And then, in 1998, like everybody else in that part of Canada, but especially out in the rurals as they were, they suffered sixteen weeks without line power after the Big Freeze. All the cattle had to be slaughtered, and there were a lot of clothes getting way too big for a while. However, the Army came up with a part-time generator set, so they did at least have SOME power.

I'm proud to say that we are all Canuckian rednecks.

I'm pullin' for ya' We're all in this together.

Sorry.

Did meet him. Very funny, nice guy.