Assault Umbrella activity on the rise.

[chariot13]

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[Norm0931]

Yet, people constantly talk about how they "pity" us because we "are in so much fear we have to carry a gun all the time." It's funny, some crazy asshat could be running around with an assault umbrella in Hillsboro and I wouldn't fear a thing.

 

[Morpheus]

Wow, are people so amped up about school shootings that they forget just how rare they really are still?

Seriously, people are seeing guns everywhere.

 

[teflon6string]

Joe Bidet has already carefully analyzed and responded to the rampant proliferation of assault umbrellas.

His advice?

"Buy a poncho. Just buy a poncho!"

 

[hermannr]

You read the article, the original informant was a CHILD. (young girl).

What the PD should have done is tell the CHILD she had nothing to fear, it is totally legal to openly carry a rifle in WA.