assault 2x4?

[sheepdip]

just heard some knot head used a 2x4 to rob a mexican grocery store. better get yours now before the prices go through the roof.

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[SIXGUNRUGER]

I just left Home Depot, I bought twenty 8 footers. When I get home I will chop them down and sell them for $50 each. You guys better hurry up, they were selling fast. Who needs a 401k...........

 

[Caveman Jim]

I have been busy!!!!

For Sale: Assault Board
I have for sale a customized, new & unused Assault Board Model TtTMT it comes with a 6" contoured & grip taped lower, a rough textured upper featuring Line-X & lead combination for a complete durable bond with the DF (which is cross-drilled) & sure to produce a wallop packing bone & skull crushing effect with minimal effort. Also to complete the package, but sold seperatly, a patented 12" extension (w/30 16 penny highly polished nails) (will have to sign paperwork & pay $200 to ATF, CIA & BATFE) for the pleasure of fully terrorizing criminals or Zombies.
$1800 w/out $2500 w/extension CASH ONLY. Hurry while supplies last!!!

 

[SIXGUNRUGER]

I will give you 5 PMAGS for one.......

 

[Caveman Jim]

Price NON Negotiable!!!

 

[teflon6string]

I have been busy!!!!

For Sale: Assault Board
I have for sale a customized, new & unused Assault Board Model TtTMT it comes with a 6" contoured & grip taped lower, a rough textured upper featuring Line-X & lead combination for a complete durable bond with the DF (which is cross-drilled) & sure to produce a wallop packing bone & skull crushing effect with minimal effort. Also to complete the package, but sold seperatly, a patented 12" extension (w/30 16 penny highly polished nails) (will have to sign paperwork & pay $200 to ATF, CIA & BATFE) for the pleasure of fully terrorizing criminals or Zombies.
$1800 w/out $2500 w/extension CASH ONLY. Hurry while supplies last!!!

Cave, I want one of each. But I'm in Oregon. Seems you'll have to go to your Lowes and have them shipped to my Lowes. You just can't make this s___ up!

 

[drew]

Anyone interested in some short barrel bats? They require a tax stamp and generally have a few month wait because they fall under the NCA (National Clubs Act).