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Are you 75 or older. Buy a plot.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by U201491, Jan 25, 2014.

  1. U201491

    U201491 Well-Known Member

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  2. Black Dog

    Black Dog Eagle Creek Or Active Member

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    Yes I have bought a plot. But if they cut off my Medicare I'll just go commit a serous crime and get life. That way they will have to (by Law) take care of me until I die.
     
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  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner You'll Never Know Well-Known Member

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    Get those false teeth and sex change on the government!! :bluelaugh:
     
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  4. parallax

    parallax eugene, or-gun Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    I don't want no plot, I have instructed my friends and family to take me to the woods and let the coyotes, badgers, and maggots eat my corpse, or I will come back and haunt them .
     
  5. Burt Gummer

    Burt Gummer Portland Completely Out of Ammo

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    I have a plot reserved. Always thought taking up space for bones and a rotting corpse was ridiculous.

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  6. U201491

    U201491 Well-Known Member

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    My exact words. My final great hunting trip.
    Giving back.
     
  7. oknow

    oknow amboy wa. Well-Known Member

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    Just think you will get to have a lot of cops show up for your viewing.
     
  8. erudne

    erudne The Pie Matrix PPL Say Sleeping W/Your Rifle Is A bad Thing? Bronze Supporter

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    I was conceived in a moment of passion, forced into being in a moment not of my choosing. If I'm to be forced leave then I will choose the moment and the way
     
  9. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner You'll Never Know Well-Known Member

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    Taking the Long Walk myself. Have the buckskins and necessary accoutrements, and will trek into the woods when the time comes!
     
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