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Are the mysterious bird deaths a sign of impending horrors?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by EZLivin, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. EZLivin

    EZLivin SW of PDX Well-Known Member

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  2. MA Duce

    MA Duce Central Oregon Well-Known Member

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    NO. Compare he total number of birds dead to the total number of birds in the same area.....a blip. Restock your tin foil supply.
     
  3. EZLivin

    EZLivin SW of PDX Well-Known Member

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    But have you taken the time to look at the meticulously prepared diagrams in the article? NO! I didn't think so!
     
  4. Mason3379

    Mason3379 Oregon City Active Member

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    These seems to be the real deal! Better stock up on ammo and food!!:)
     
  5. jib

    jib Central OR Active Member

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    Its a tough crowd EZ :(
     
  6. Mason3379

    Mason3379 Oregon City Active Member

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    Some peoples kids have no sense of humor:)
     
  7. Mutoman

    Mutoman North Bend Active Member

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    Sweet! A giant witch! All this time I thought it would be zombies, I should have been stocking up on buckets of water!
     
  8. Sling Blade

    Sling Blade Yamhill County Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for daring to show us the truth, EZ.
     
  9. EZLivin

    EZLivin SW of PDX Well-Known Member

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    The dominant theme seems to be an attack from the skies. Most everyone is expecting zombies to come hobbling up the road. Might want to consider spending some practice time on the trap and skeet range. And don't forget to look up once in awhile!
     
  10. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    Why the heck am I keeping my AR all I will need is a Super Soaker.



    ps: NO, I will not trade my AR for a squirt gun..........beat ya to it.
     
  11. Sun195

    Sun195 Pugetropolis, WA Well-Known Member

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    Those birds were probably dropped to their deaths out of black helicopters.
     
  12. NuthinFancy

    NuthinFancy Seattle Area Active Member

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    ITS TEH GLOBLE WARMINGZ!!111!1111

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  13. Bigfoot

    Bigfoot Clack Co. OR Well-Known Member

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    Are the mysterious bird deaths a sign of impending horrors?

    Yes!

    The impending horror of turning on the news, expecting news but instead getting non-stop hype on the latest non-story repeated ad naseum to boost ratings.

    Remember the summer of the shark attacks? Truth is the number of shark attacks was down that year.

    SARS scare. Total US deaths, zero.

    Swine Flu. Total US flu deaths that year, bout the same as every other year.

    Mad Cow Disease, Total US deaths, three.

    Globull Warming. Done to death.

    I should have gotten a degree in journalism or stenography(same thing).
     
  14. Artilleryman

    Artilleryman Originally from the central midwest but have reloc Active Member

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    the proles need something to keep them occupied
     
  15. ProLandSurveyor

    ProLandSurveyor Beaverton New Member

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    EZ, that was awesome. Thanks for sharing.:D:bluelaugh::laugh::thumbup::paranoid:
     
  16. hapuna

    hapuna Seattle, WA Member

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    Yes its the beginning of global warming!!:)
     
  17. kenjo

    kenjo Washougal Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Birds dropping out of the sky is one thing, but cows...

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