Anti theft shoulder sling

[DivCurlGrad72]

It's not a purse. It's European!

 

[JohnnyMac]

It's not a purse. It's European!

Exactly! The European Man Satchel....

 

[Alexx1401]

Heres the thing. The website selling it makes no mention of guns or it being a holster even though it looks like a giant cross body holster

I did not even notice that first time I looked. Probably designed by some snowflake who would be super put out if he found out people were carrying a gun in it

 

[Xaevian]

Hell, no. My man sack only rides in front. No way I'm letting a sack ride behind me...

 

[Stomper]

Hell, no. My man sack only rides in front. No way I'm letting a sack ride behind me...

oh c'mon.... not even as a neckerchief?

 

[Xaevian]

Nor a chin rest

 

[Caveman Jim]

A good sharp knife to the strap and bam the bag's gone

Or in their back....

 

[cigars]

I'm not a fan of off body carry, though in very rare situations they are the only options, like a trendy urbanite IT goon.
I don't really see how someone could snag it easily if its wrapped around you like that. CamoDeafe mentioned a knife could cut it easily, but that seems like a darwin move to bring a knife to a gunfight, one would have to have their situational awareness really down.

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But it doesn't really look like it's designed for holding more than an iphone and keys for the studio apartment in the Pearl District.

 

[cigars]

yes I know, I just saw the ad and thought it had "potential"...

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eberlestock.com

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Eberlestock is awesome, along with Maxpedition.

 

[Mikej]

This has so much potential but would you wear this?

Anti-Theft Shoulder Sling Bag

KEEP YOUR VALUABLE ESSENTIALS IN SAFE! Comfortably wear a Anti-Theft Shoulder Backpack like it's a natural part of you. Enjoy the flow of getting exactly what you need instantly, with quick and easy access within a swift hand motion. Make up for limited pocket space with its geometrically...

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No, I don't think so. And the model there? I'm thinking he'd never wear it either.

And the rest a ya' "Late Nighters", thanks for my morning chuckle.

You tie a decent ham sammich on the back of that thing and I'll catch it.

Indeed!

 

[Certaindeaf]

If you carry your stuff in a haversack on a stick no one will mess with you.

 

[Curt2933]

Sweat Jesus. Please tell me this is a joke. It had to have been created in California

 

[cookie]

It's not a purse. It's European!

Your ah peeing?

 

[ilikegunspdx]

Re off body carry, 5.11 tactical makes sling packs that look like an ordinary backpack but u can open with a one hand pull for deployment. Big enough for subgun with suppressor.

Here is a pic of stribog (w/o suppressor) in one and also a video to show how u grab with one hand to open. It really does work as slick as in the video. I removed the second pistol pouch on mine. If you go to or call 5.11 store and ask for discontinued colors u can get these for $38 which is what I paid (u can't get that price online have to talk to clerk). That's for a pistol pouch plus the sling pack. I can fit two small pistols (Fe sig p938) in the small pistol pouch or one big pistol.


Deployment is at 1:07 mark

 

[Stomper]

If you carry your stuff in a haversack on a stick no one will mess with you.

If'n Tennessee Ernie Ford (blessings upon him) we're still alive, he might take it from you.

Your ah peeing?

In this context.... only while sitting.

 

[Tilos]

I have a similar bag that I wore to DinnyWhirl many times when I lived in Florida and had a annual pass.
No gun in it though but did go into DinnyWhirl with a NA 22lr itty-bitty revolver in a fanny pack side pocket once, by mistake.
That fanny pack was "searched" too, they just poked around the main compartment with a chopstick.
just some more useless geezer speak,

Edit: Floridian's name for a fanny pack is "sissy sack"

 

[cigars]

Sweat Jesus. Please tell me this is a joke. It had to have been created in California

Probably more like Park Slope, Brooklyn.

 

[Flopsweat]

I got tired of carrying my big laptop bag between buildings at work. For a long time we had daily meetings in another building. I briefly tried a much smaller bag that would hold just the smaller of the two laptops that I used daily. I never really liked it because it was a little too metro for me. Eventually the meeting problem went away and now the bag sits on a shelf in a closet. I have the feeling it's never coming back out of the closet.

 

[ditchtiger]

A good sharp knife to the strap and bam the bag's gone

I've seen bags like this with steel cable inside the strap.

 

[Tilos]

You can add a belt type strap to those shoulder bags to make them more secure.
just sayin'