And the Darwin Award nominee from Oregon is...

[Ironbar]

Search suspended for missing naked woman in the woods - KPTV - FOX 12

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[Kevatc]

At least the mountain lions and coyotes won't have to worry about getting her clothes off before they have dinner.

 

[STUKA]

Except..She's from Vancouver,and is missing in the Gifford-Pinchot,in Washington..

Stop claiming OUR mental midgets!

Might I suggest searching for your own in the vicinity of Hawthorne Blvd.?

 

[sheepdip]

nothing on but a fanny pack?:nuts:

 

[deen_ad]

Well, until they find the body she can't be nominated since they have to eliminate themselves from the gene pool entirely.


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[Stomper]

They say she went down a steep decline, crossed a creek, went up a steep incline and her track ended at the paved road... Betcha "Bubba and friends" were driving along and stumbled accross her all "(un)dressed" for a party out in the middle of the woods.

 

[Burt Gummer]

Yep, she is a party favor now.

 

[1stIDFMP]

Saw this on the news 2 days ago. I lost track of how many times they said, "naked," during the story......................

 

[Ironbar]

Saw this on the news 2 days ago. I lost track of how many times they said, "naked," during the story......................

It's because "naked" is fun to say!

 

[Scvette]

It's because "naked" is fun to say!

Boobies is funnier.

 

[ZA_Survivalist]

In times like these.. Why on EARTH would a woman think she could stroll naked in a secluded forrest? Don't get me wrong its a nice show.. But there are sick and twisted people out there that seek opportunity and prey on the weak and ignorant.

I bet it'd be liberating as hell to stroll around in ones birthday suit.. But this isnt that kind of world anymore.

I certainly hope shes ok.. With her honor intact..
But odds are, she took "something" for this spiritual trip and froze or starved to death.
Darwinism HAD a way of weeding out these hippies until technology helped further along their gene pool.

 

[jluck]

What a waste.

 

[coop44]

oh well I see mandatory registration of naked hikers in the future.

stupid with a capital S, maybe a photo on wiki when you look up stupid?

 

[3MTA3]

I think you all have realized by this point that I got my PhD in Smart@ss, but I don't see anything funny here. Her family must be in hell. The woman may have had a mental issue, no reason to get naked until you get to your destination if that's what you want. I've spent my share of time alone in the woods reflecting on life. It's amazingly easy to be lost within a few feet of a camp area. I hope she's OK, but that's a low percentage probability at this point.

 

[RVTECH]

Why on EARTH would a woman think she could stroll naked in a secluded forrest?

Drugs are a possible factor but aside from that it was an act of lunacy for her to do so. I suspect she most likely succumbed to the effects of 'exposure' as opposed to anything nefarious such as bubbas or other wackos, and it is unfortunate that was suggested as a possibility.

 

[DeanfromOregon]

She had her escape all planned out.

 

[Stomper]

Drugs are a possible factor but aside from that it was an act of lunacy for her to do so. I suspect she most likely succumbed to the effects of 'exposure' as opposed to anything nefarious such as bubbas or other wackos, and it is unfortunate that was suggested as a possibility.

FYI- My suggestion of "Bubba & friends" being a possibility was NOT in jest.

 

[Burt Gummer]

Darwinism HAD a way of weeding out these hippies until technology helped further along their gene pool.

Idiocracy movie.

 

[RVTECH]

My suggestion of "Bubba & friends" being a possibility was NOT in jest.

I never thought it was, just unfortunate it was suggested as a possibility.

 

[Burt Gummer]

It is the empowerment, entitlement syndrome. Invincible, never say no to anything mentality.

Unfortunately, reality trumps the delusion of invincibility.

The reality is men are just glorified Neanderthals and many men are just opportunists who will take advantage of the stupidity of a female such as this one.

Perhaps she is chained up in Bubba's basement, required to call him master, and soon will be pregnant like that last winner. If she lives, she hopefully will learn a hard lesson.