An Observation

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  1. pokerace

    pokerace
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    What deep thinkers men are...

    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep
    thinking.

    My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The
    reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would
    have said 'about what'.

    At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about
    various topics which would lead to other questions. Finally I thought
    about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting
    kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more
    painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

    Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come
    up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more
    painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice
    to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You
    know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

    I rest my case. Time for another beer.
     
  2. Certaindeaf

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    Yea, yea. What were you packing and were you wearing sandals?
     
  3. 556

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    I love it!
     
  4. IheartGUNS

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    What are you drinking? and where can I get some?
     
  5. Stomper

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    The real question is, were you wearing socks with those sandals?
     
  6. Skier

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    My wife and I both got a kick out of it. ;-)
     
  7. Ironbar

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    LMAO!
     

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