Almost Darwin's are never as fun

[RicInOR]

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From the news

Accident == not the same as Negligent and this was negligent

"it went off" ==

"Gus Grissom: I did NOT do anything wrong. The hatch just BLEW. It was a GLITCH. It was a- a TECHNICAL MALFUNCTION. Why in hell won't anyone believe me?"

" THANK YOU, MR. GRISSOM.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

EXPLOSIVE HATCHES HAVE BEEN ON JET FIGHTERS FOR 10 YEARS.

THEY'VE BEEN WRUNG INSIDE OUT,

SUBJECTED TO TRIAL BY HEAT, WATER,

BY SHAKING, POUNDING.

WE EVEN DROPPED THEM FROM A HEIGHT OF 100 FEET ONTO CONCRETE.

AND NOT ONE OF THEM HAS EVER JUST BLOWN."



Anyways, please, please don't be this guy.

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