After 50 years of marriage...

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  1. rick49

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    After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

    As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...
     
  2. TapRackNGo

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    lol
     
  3. BDA.45

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    Nice.....today's our 16th anniversary, gonna have to try that......
     
  4. scrandall01215

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    Too funny!

    Stacy
     
  5. Jerry

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    Aw bubblegume! My morning today!!!
     
  6. 2A2Dend

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    :eek: Dangit. My wife and I have been married 26, and I feel that way already.:confused:
    I'm dedicated, and committed.

    For life.

    Till Death Do Us Part :(;)
     
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  7. Sgt Nambu

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    Do you remember, "until death us do part."

    Sometimes that becomes a GOAL!!!:D
     
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  8. AirResq

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    I just recited this to my lovely bride of 27 years. I can still hear her giggling.
     
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  9. 2A2Dend

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    Most of the people I knew back in the times when my wife and I were marred, they're divorced, with several marriages under their belts. Kids come to play in each, now those kids are used as pawns, lost of solidarity in the "family" role.

    26 years ago, I vowed my life. For what life brings.
    Sometimes that becomes a GOAL!!!
    Goal....hell. Hurdle.....LOL!
     
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