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"Christmas time is here, by golly! Disapproval would be folly. Deck the halls with hunks of holly! Fill the cup and don't say "when"!
Kill the Turkeys, Ducks, and Chickens. Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens, and although the prospect sickens, (brother here we go again)!
On Christmas day you can't get sore, your fellow man you must adore (There's time to rob him all the more the other 364).
Relations sparing no expens'll send some useless old utensil, or a matching pen and pencil (just the thing I need... how nice)! It doesn't matter how sincere the feeling is, nor how heartfelt the spirit, sentiment will not endear it. What's important is... the price!
Hark, the herald tribunes sing... advertising wonderous things! God rest ye merry merchants may ye make the Yuletide pay! Angels we have heard on high, tell us to go out and buy!
Sooo... let the raucous sleigh bells jingle! Hail, our dear old friend Kris Kringle. Driving his reindeer across the sky... Don't stand underneath while they fly by!" - Tom Lehrer
Kill the Turkeys, Ducks, and Chickens. Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens, and although the prospect sickens, (brother here we go again)!
On Christmas day you can't get sore, your fellow man you must adore (There's time to rob him all the more the other 364).
Relations sparing no expens'll send some useless old utensil, or a matching pen and pencil (just the thing I need... how nice)! It doesn't matter how sincere the feeling is, nor how heartfelt the spirit, sentiment will not endear it. What's important is... the price!
Hark, the herald tribunes sing... advertising wonderous things! God rest ye merry merchants may ye make the Yuletide pay! Angels we have heard on high, tell us to go out and buy!
Sooo... let the raucous sleigh bells jingle! Hail, our dear old friend Kris Kringle. Driving his reindeer across the sky... Don't stand underneath while they fly by!" - Tom Lehrer
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