6 sneezes in a row, new lifetime best!

[Boboclown]

Ever have a sneeze and a fart squeaks out? The kind where you're all clinched up to sneeze, but you let a little ripper? Feels like someone jerking a food of barbed wire out of your hole.

Wouldn't be bad if as a "Gun guy" or "Gun gal" , you developed a allergy to your favorite gun oil

No worries, I just pour motor oil into the action.

 

[DirectDrive]

You sure that was snot ?
I've heard of gray matter getting blown out with that many sneezes in a row.

 

[Kruel J]

You sure that was snot ?
I've heard of gray matter getting blown out with that many sneezes in a row.

LOL!!

 

[Member 34319]

Pretty much my thoughts when reading the threads title.

 

[Kruel J]

Pretty much my thoughts when reading the threads title.

Shouldn't have clicked then.

 

[Member 34319]

Shouldn't have clicked then.

I had to know

 

[Ura-Ki]

Doooooood! That's awesome! Even better like No_Regerts said, squeaking out a fast gas mid snotrocket!
Really blows a squib out the rubber diamond, makes for serious recoil too!

 

[Caveman Jim]

I'll bet you saw a whole slew of Hollywood celebrities after those six sneezes, you know, Stars...

 

[Mygrainman]

The most satisfying sensations almost always involve some kind of projectiles being sent down range. And even more satisfaction if said projectiles group up somewhere nice and tight on an attractive target.

 

[Ura-Ki]

You know, the real challenge is to see if ya can hit the Big -O six times in a single shift!

 

[SA Shooter]

LMAO!!!

OMG, dude....thanx for sharing.

 

[No_Regerts]

You know, the real challenge is to see if ya can hit the Big -O six times in a single shift!

She-it

 

[etrain16]

6? That's quite a feat. My personal best is only 4, but then I don't have allergies.

As for the rest of you - y'all a bunch of sick bastidges with no sphincter control! WTF?! I can honestly say I've never shart myself a single time just because of a sneeze. Nope. My pants, and my conscience, are clean

 

[mkwerx]

6? That's quite a feat. My personal best is only 4, but then I don't have allergies.

As for the rest of you - y'all a bunch of sick bastidges with no sphincter control! WTF?! I can honestly say I've never shart myself a single time just because of a sneeze. Nope. My pants, and my conscience, are clean

Its just a matter of time Wait till ya suffer from the hershey squirts then gotta sneeze. A good sneeze & poop may get lift off or blow a hole out yer khakis

There is something oddly satisfying about a good string of sneezes. At least the ones that don't result in Kate Brown inhabiting my undies

 

[etrain16]

Its just a matter of time Wait till ya suffer from the hershey squirts then gotta sneeze. A good sneeze & poop may get lift off or blow a hole out yer khakis

There is something oddly satisfying about a good string of sneezes. At least the ones that don't result in Kate Brown inhabiting my undies

Years ago, I was at work at the newly opened Johnson Creek Fred Meyer (so this about 27 years ago) when I got the sudden feeling I was sick, really sick. I left my department and headed to the restroom because I thought I was going to throw up, and I did, big time. But during that episode, I found out I was suffering from a malady in the other end too. No way to contain it when in a full body heave. Blew out the drawers, pants, socks, everything. To top it off, I was at work and had no way of changing. I cleaned up as best I could and managed to get to a back room phone to call my then girlfriend (she still married me after this ) to bring me a change of clothes. She rushed down and got them to me. I went back to work, knowing I had just violated everything good and pure about that poor restroom. Must have been food poisoning because I felt fine after all was said and done. My future wife? She took those damn clothes home and cleaned them. I had to marry her after that

 

[partsed]

Good on your girlfriend, (now wife) mine would have told me to throw them away and I wouldn't blame her either.

We had a salesman that thought he was going to be funny and let a fart go on a Saturday at work. According to one of the other salesmen he ended up spoiling himself and had to call his wife and ask her to bring him some new underwear and pants..... Served him right...

 

[kmk1012]

No allergies here but if I sneeze more than two times in a row I know for sure I'm coming down with something. That has been almost 100% accurate for the past fifteen years when I noticed the correlation.

 

[kmk1012]

As a side note when I had the "swine flu" I had a bucket for the upper end while sitting on the throne. Definitely one of the worst episodes I've ever gone through. Some of those stories are downright nasty, but funny nonetheless