6 sneezes in a row, new lifetime best!

[Kruel J]

Yeah, by number three I knew I had something special happening. At 5 I was euphoric at the idea that I had tied my personal best. Then the magic number 6 happened. And I was laughing so hard at the sheer amount of snot that was hanging around. Almost had a 7th in there, but I psyched myself out.

Anyway, allergy season this year is a good one. I don't take meds for it, everything seems to make me drowsy.

But a fun fact, that was so far "Off Topic" that I had to share with my brothers and sisters here at NWFA.

Carry on, and keep your powder dry.

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[Stomper]

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

 

[Kruel J]

Shoot man, I was launching rockets to the moon during the episode. Nothing left to see.

 

[Stomper]

The most fun a guy can have while wearing pants!

 

[No_Regerts]

Ever have a sneeze and a fart squeaks out? The kind where you're all clinched up to sneeze, but you let a little ripper? Feels like someone jerking a food of barbed wire out of your hole.

 

[Stomper]

Ever have a sneeze and a fart squeaks out? The kind where you're all clinched up to sneeze, but you let a little ripper? Feels like someone jerking a food of barbed wire out of your hole.

Or two drops of pee, or squeakin' a rosebud...or leaving a chocolate starfish in your shorts...

 

[Kruel J]

Lucky for me, this episode left me clean and dry.

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

Ever have a sneeze and a fart squeaks out? The kind where you're all clinched up to sneeze, but you let a little ripper? Feels like someone jerking a food of barbed wire out of your hole.

yepp

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

Or two drops of pee, or squeakin' a rosebud...or leaving a chocolate starfish in your shorts...

 

[Kruel J]

Sneeze a few times during stop and go traffic. Better than a live fire exercise.

 

[Stomper]

Lucky for me, this episode left me clean and dry.

You obviously mean AFTER you turned your shorts inside out....

 

[Kruel J]

You obviously mean AFTER you turned your shorts inside out....

Shoot I do that every day.

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

hey theres two sides to them. better use'm both right?

 

[Boboclown]

The most fun a guy can have while wearing pants!

Wait, you're supposed to WEAR pants? I thought you use them a floatation device!

 

[Mygrainman]

God bless you
God bless you
God bless you
God bless you
God bless you
God bless you

 

[Camelfilter]

...Anyway, allergy season this year is a good one. I don't take meds for it, everything seems to make me drowsy....

If it gets to be too bothersome, mayhaps revisit the meds question with your provider.

Or go old school. I just do half a tab of benedryl (diphenhydramine hydrochloride) at bedtime.

Works for me, not necessarily for you. If I miss a night, the allergies kick up my sinuses for about 2 days, until they calm down again. Incredibly inexpensive. Safe if you do not have kidney issues, HBP, nor drink alcohol to excess.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Wouldn't be bad if as a "Gun guy" or "Gun gal" , you developed a allergy to your favorite gun oil or even that good old gunpowder smell....

For allergy season I use "Aller-Tec" ist from Costco , its cheap , works for 25 hours and doesn't make me sleepy ...
Andy

 

[armabill]

Did you have your eyes closed? If you have them open when you sneeze, your eyes will pop out!

 

[Caveman Jim]

Ever have a sneeze and a fart squeaks out? The kind where you're all clinched up to sneeze, but you let a little ripper? Feels like someone jerking a food of barbed wire out of your hole.

TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI!!!