Terror Tots: Colorado Second Grade Student Suspended For Throwing Pretend Grenade And Saying ?Pshhh? « JONATHAN TURLEY Articles about this are all over the interwebs right now. 7 year old kid was suspended from school because he was playing on the playground and pretended there was a box full of evil forces, and he pretended to throw a grenade into it, including some 'sploding sound effects. He was imagining himself as being a hero. I don't know about y'all but that's pretty much the dumbest thing yet to be suspended from school for. How do they expect BOYS to play? How do they expect kids to grow up and want to serve in the military or serve and protect on a police force, without at least pretending to fight and use weapons? The pussification of America continues. Well. I guess because of gun violence. duh. At this rate he'll be pretend mass murdering by 10.