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WTS OR 1986 Ford F250 XLT 2dr Extended Cab Lariat (Prius Predator)

Discussion in 'Non-Firearm Item Classifieds' started by theparanorm, Jun 17, 2015.

  1. theparanorm

    theparanorm Everywhere - Μολὼν λάβε Member

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    1986 Ford F250 XLT 2dr Extended Cab Lariat

    This is the work/utility truck you've been looking for! This thing is a work horse!



    Here’s the deal guys… This is not a brand new luxury truck with all the bells and whistles or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has solid front axles, leaf springs, wind noise, character, and more stories than your grandpa. It’s a truck. It rides like a truck. It drives like a truck. All of these are GOOD things.

    Helped me with several moves, plenty of yard work and house projects. Super heavy duty. Can haul a yard a gravel without sagging in the back end like a hoodlums pants. I am the second owner. The first owner had it set up for heavy towing. Full tow package, once set up for 5th wheel or attached camper. Electric wired to rear with camper plug.

    It is not new, it is not pristine, it is 30 years old. But looks and runs pretty dang good for being that age.

    ~If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, or scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE MIGHT NOT BE FOR YOU.
    ~If you have been posting on Facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE MIGHT NOT BE FOR YOU.
    ~If you own a Bieber album, white Oakley’s, or those cheesy stitched-pocket skinny jeans: THIS VEHICLE MIGHT NOT BE FOR YOU.
    ~If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE MIGHT NOT BE FOR YOU.
    ~If, however, you are AWESOME and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid stuff: THIS TRUCK COULD BE FOR YOU.

    Questions to ponder:
    ~Have you ever uttered the words, “Hold my beer and watch this …”?
    ~While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that printer/car tire/squirrel from here with my .22 . . ."?
    ~Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
    ~Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, guns or optimal oil to use?
    ~Do you consider the Prius an abominable disgrace to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?

    If you answered YES to any of the preceding:

    Here’s what ya get:
    460 V-8
    148,XXX miles
    Dual fuel tanks
    Automatic transmission
    Electric towing brake
    Full towing package
    Towing mirrors
    Running boards
    Captains seats with center console
    Clean title
    Regular maintenance
    Genuine Rhino bed liner
    Great tires with tons of life

    Expired tags. I start it and run it often. Got to keep all those seals lubed. Fresh fuel and stabilizer swapped out regularly.

    Frequently Asked Questions and Answers
    -Why are you selling?
    I have a wife, 4 kids and 2 dogs and the police frown on stacking them like dominos in this truck. Apparently their safety is much more important than mine was when I was a kid.

    -Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]?
    No. If I wanted [ridiculously stupid low number] I would have asked for [ridiculously stupid low number]. Want a cheap piece of crap? Get your kid that lowered Honda wannabe tuner project down the road that sounds like it is farting as it passes by. I think I'm plenty cheap for this beast.

    -Would this make a good truck for my son?
    Hell. Yes. Not only a good truck, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance. Additionally, it’s a great truck for him to make some of those huntin’, muddin’, “hold my beer and watch this” memories that you and I have.

    -Will you take a personal check/ Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
    Would you take a framing hammer to the forehead? No? Hey, That's my answer as well! I’ll take Cash or the trades listed below.

    Any other questions, feel free to ask.

    I will accept the following as payment:
    $2750 cash obo
    Half cash plus any of the following trades that will equal agreed price:
    Silver coins/bars at current spot sell price
    .22lr ammo at fair market values
    9mm ammo at fair market values
    Ruger LC9
    Mossberg 500/590A1
    Remington 870
    Survival gear/food
    Old VW Bug parts
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    Last edited: Jun 17, 2015
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  2. JonCook

    JonCook Salem Oregon Silver Supporter Silver Supporter

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    Great post my friend. Had a good laugh, thanks for that!!!
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  3. Mikej

    Mikej Portland Gold Supporter Gold Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    Good Lord! I already have two full size trucks and a CR-V, but I want your truck too!

    Heck of a package for just the kinda people you describe.


    You might want to put a location.....
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  4. theparanorm

    theparanorm Everywhere - Μολὼν λάβε Member

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    Good call Mike...

    Located in Jefferson...just 15 minutes south of Salem.
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    theparanorm Everywhere - Μολὼν λάβε Member

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  6. theparanorm

    theparanorm Everywhere - Μολὼν λάβε Member

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    Thanks for all the interest folks. The responses I got from this going viral was a little overwhelming. Truck is sold and the new owner will have it set up for towing their new camper trailer soon and hauling motorcycles.
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