Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[CamoDeafie]

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[parallax]

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[Hemlock]

Let It Be.

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This joke is so "Yesterday"

 

[Flopsweat]

This joke is so "Yesterday"

Dig It.

 

[64MercurysRule]

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running but can't remember where .

 

[64MercurysRule]

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children . If anybody does , please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow .

 

[64MercurysRule]

My girlfriend dumped me , so I stole her wheelchair . Guess who came crawling back ?

 

[64MercurysRule]

I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words to me just before he died . "Are you still holding the ladder ?"

 

[64MercurysRule]

What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters ?

They just give you a bra and say "Here , fill this out ."