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    Default Rules For A Gunfight

    This may be a re-post but I had not seen it......

    1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need..

    2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammunition is cheap - life is expensive. If you shoot inside, buckshot is your friend. A new wall is cheap - funerals are expensive

    3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

    4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.

    5. Move away from your attacker and go to cover. Distance is your friend. (Bulletproof cover and diagonal or lateral movement are preferred.)

    6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a semi or full-automatic long gun and a friend with a long gun.

    7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

    8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. Yell "Fire!" Why "Fire"? Cops will come with the Fire Department, sirens often scare off the bad guys, or at least cause then to lose concentration and will..... and who is going to summon help if you yell "Intruder," "Glock" or " Winchester ?"

    9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

    10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

    11.. Stretch the rules. Always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

    12. Have a plan.

    13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. "No battle plan ever survives 10 seconds past first contact with an enemy."

    14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible, but remember, sheetrock walls and the like stop nothing but your pulse when bullets tear through them.

    15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

    16. Don't drop your guard.

    17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. Practice reloading one-handed and off-hand shooting. That's how you live if hit in your "good" side.

    18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. Smiles, frowns and other facial expressions don't (In God we trust. Everyone else keep your hands where I can see them.)

    19. Decide NOW to always be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

    20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

    21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet if necessary, because they may want to kill you.

    22. Be courteous to everyone, overly friendly to no one.

    23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

    24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which starts with anything smaller than "4".

    25. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket." At a practice session, throw you gun into the mud, and then make sure it still works. You can clean it later.

    26. Practice shooting in the dark, with someone shouting at you, when out of breath, etc.

    27. Regardless of whether justified of not, you will feel sad about killing another human being. It is better to be sad than to be room temperature.

    28. The only thing you EVER say afterwords is, "He said he was going to kill me. I believed him. I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm very upset now.. I can't say anything more. Please speak with my attorney."

    Finally Rules For unarmed Combat.

    1. Never be unarmed.

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    The first one is great (27)

    27. Regardless of whether justified of not, you will feel sad about killing another human being. It is better to be sad than to be room temperature.

    28. The only thing you EVER say afterwords is, "He said he was going to kill me. I believed him. I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm very upset now.. I can't say anything more. Please speak with my attorney."
    This one is as important as any of them.(28).It would be a beotch to survive to just go to prison

    These are always fun to read,thanks

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    Always cheat, always win.
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    Have read this many times before and it still is one of the most honest and straightforward list of rules i have ever read!

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    Or just bring a can of WHOOP A$$


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    24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which starts with anything smaller than "4".

    Only one I don't like.

    Because we all know the .357 is for p******.

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    REALITY CHECK: There are no rules in a gun fight.
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    God I like this guy already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MA Duce View Post
    REALITY CHECK: There are no rules in a gun fight.
    unless its a duel

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    Quote Originally Posted by MA Duce View Post
    REALITY CHECK: There are no rules in a gun fight.
    Or your gun is smaller than their gun

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    Default rule for gunfight

    BOOM! winning

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    2 rules #1 avoid if possible
    #2 win at all costs

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    There are rules???

    Sorry no one told me, I'd cheat anyways.

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    Default Uh only rule....Don't get shot

    And if I where going to say rule # 2 would be take cover, and # 3 would be shoot first.

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    I repeat, always cheat, always win...

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    What happened to:

    If you're not shooting, then you should be moving, and if you're not shooting or moving you should be reloading?

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    If you find yourself fighting a fair fight. You tactics suck.

    Mark Twain:
    “I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by clearconscience View Post
    If you find yourself fighting a fair fight. You tactics suck.

    Mark Twain:
    “I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”
    HA HA HA
    Good ole Mark Twain

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    Chuck Norris' rules for a gun fight:
    1: Polish shoe for round house kicks.
    2: Bring a knife.
    3: Go naked, for pure intimidation.

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