From a decade in an urban combat environment I have developed a low-stress constant observation for potential threats. I scan, I see, and evaluate.
But I got SURPRISED! I was calmly sitting in my junky pickup at the back of Carl's Junior, at the driveup window about to make my order, my window down. Nobody was near. Suddenly a very angry young thug pops out of the rear emergency exit, glares at me and approaches with hunched shoulders in an agressive posture, and shouts, "You gotta Dollah!" Apparently this tactic works for him because he was confused when I did not get startled and show fear of him. I just calmly said, "Not for you." I also had a pistol in my pocket and had already undone my seat belt, plus another easy-grab hidden pistol on my dashboard, all of which gave me a strange "confidence." Something in my attitude gave the thug pause. Or maybe it was the LEAA sticker in the corner of my windshield?
Yet the situation degraded as five more angry thug-buddies boiled out of that back door and converged on my window, to yell profane, sarcastic joke orders into the microphone. One put his hand on my truck, but thankfully nobody went near the door handle. Oddly, it was the first thug who shooed them all away, to go look for trouble elsewhere across the street at the 7-11 store. When I finally picked up my order the manager explained that he had just kicked them out for hanging around and not buying anything, while badgering other customers for money. Apparently, many fast-food outlets on 82nd Ave. have this experience. As I drove away, they had already been kicked out of the 7-11 store and were yelling at a TriMet bus driver to give them free rides.
I didn't shoot anybody.
The moral of my story is that driveup windows are indeed a vulnerable place, and sudden surprises can occur! The vehicle is usually out of gear and the window is down and the money is out. Even having a gun in a pocket presents a draw that could be too slow to help. Alas, I am too fat to carry cross-draw! So I now always wear a very wicked-but-small "ceremonial" sheath knife at eleven-o'clock, for an INSTANT "get-off-me" vehicle window response. It has inlaid brass four-leaf clovers, to venerate my Celtic ancestors, don'cha know. It's too pretty to scare the public, but anyone who leaned into my vehicle window would sincerely regret it......................elsullo

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