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    Default Russian Mail Order Brides

    I was scrolling my mouse, on this site. Accidentally clicked on an ad banner that took me to a mail order Russian brides site. Guess they are advertising on here. That's cool, I guess. Just wondering how they got linked up with NWFA?

    So is it demographicaly proven that gun guys order more brides from Russia?

    Why would they want to advertise on here?

    Anyone here a customer yet?
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    my guess is that the type of person who would mail-order a wife from russia (or anywhere) is also the type that would be drawn toward guns, not the other way around. but i would guess, either way, that yes... there's some connection. look at the dudes at the gun shows- generally economically stable with some obscure computer admin job, a little funny looking with questionable taste in clothing and prescription eyeglass frame, a little weird- slight studder, soft-spoken, sort of look like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite....

    not exactly radiating confidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkb0000 View Post
    my guess is that the type of person who would mail-order a wife from russia (or anywhere) is also the type that would be drawn toward guns, not the other way around. but i would guess, either way, that yes... there's some connection. look at the dudes at the gun shows- generally economically stable with some obscure computer admin job, a little funny looking with questionable taste in clothing and prescription eyeglass frame, a little weird- slight studder, soft-spoken, sort of look like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite....

    not exactly radiating confidence.
    Hahaha! That's funny. I thought it was so they could bring AKs and ammo over with them...

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    Are they corrosive?

    Sorry. . . I couldn't help myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfcreed View Post
    Are they corrosive?

    Sorry. . . I couldn't help myself.
    You guys are cracking me up tonight!

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    If I order one, do you think I'll get a free AK 47? hahaha

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    In Russia, bride mail orders you.

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    no but if you order one she might clean and lube your gun for you

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    Hear they are usually in it for the green card, but hey; some top shelf poon for you single guys while she is
    hustling you!

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    Work with a guy who did this. Last I heard things were really not going good.

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    I actually know a guy who married one.
    He says he's happy, but doesn't like all the "friends" of his new wife that keep showing up at his house.
    Smells like a scam to me, but then again, who am I to judge?

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    Russian women are HOT.

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    I love Russian women. Strong like ox and smart like tractor.
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    You got it wrong hunt. Due to Russia's recent financial success they're now ordering US husbands through sites ours. They entice us with promises of automatic weapons without a tax stamp and waiting period.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfcreed View Post
    Are they corrosive?

    Sorry. . . I couldn't help myself.
    No but they are packed in cosmoline!

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    Quote Originally Posted by trainsktg View Post
    In Russia, bride mail orders you.

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    Kieth, a lot of these youngsters don't know or remember how funny your comment actually is! Good stuff Yakov!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkb0000 View Post
    my guess is that the type of person who would mail-order a wife from russia (or anywhere) is also the type that would be drawn toward guns, not the other way around. but i would guess, either way, that yes... there's some connection. look at the dudes at the gun shows- generally economically stable with some obscure computer admin job, a little funny looking with questionable taste in clothing and prescription eyeglass frame, a little weird- slight studder, soft-spoken, sort of look like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite....

    not exactly radiating confidence.
    lol, like kip, that is funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfcreed View Post
    Are they corrosive?

    Sorry. . . I couldn't help myself.
    Some are, you need to clean them with hot water and soap.

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    I have read before about mail order brides in general and there was a trend of scamming going on. Brides would show up and live here for a bit and then one day dissapear and then the hustle would begin asking or demanding money for various reasons. but if it is love, who am I to say differ, If Kip is happy so be it.

    Could you see Kip firing off 30 rapid fire rounds off from the hip in his matching 80's jogging suit. ahhhh

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    This is why Russian brides are sooo popular!

    AK-47

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