Thread: to good to keep to myself

The wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that "help" get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!

I am still looking for a new place to live.

hahaha

That's funny!

ouch!

I heard it a little different. "My ex-wife & I had different thoughts on what was wrong with our relationship. She bought be viagra, & I bought her a treadmill!

Really we split up because of religious differences. I'm a Christian, & She's the Devil!