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    Default Good Neighbors

    I could use some extra cash, so if any of my neighbors need a hand,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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    Only $34.72 per effort! What a deal!!!!

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    Lmao!

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    Sometimes ya just have to do what you've gotta do. Being neighborly is important ya know.

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    +1 for being neighborly
    Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

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    Ya!

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    LOLz..... no comment.....

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    I would like to submit my bid for $25.00 per attempt, less travel expenses,transportation, and lodging. Hey, it's a job!
    "Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars."

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    Give an honest effort.

    If the wife was a beauty queen not long ago, why were they paying the neighbor?

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    I'm willing, BUT THE WIFE WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND.

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    im not a greedy man,i wont take your money but i will give it a try or 72.
    heck i will go 720 tries for free.

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    I'd do it for beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by coastal steelheader View Post
    I'd do it for beer
    bubblegum......


    Lol Starts with an S-- ends with a --T... LU in the middle.......

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    Not my neighbour. Nope. No way.

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    screw court, give him the $2500 back and then pay him another $2500 for the next 72 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qualityfishing View Post
    screw court, give him the $2500 back and then pay him another $2500 for the next 72 times.
    I like the way you think!

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    So the guy finds out his two kids are not his. At least he got something out of the deal.

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    He got two kids free his Neigbour would have paid $5,000 for them

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    Quote Originally Posted by husker View Post
    So the guy finds out his two kids are not his. At least he got something out of the deal.
    The sad truth is DNA studies have shown between 18% and 19% of "fathers" are not really the fathers of the children they have lived with and cared for since birth in the US.

    Think about that - up to 1 in 5! Amazing really.

    The fact that the vast majority of new fathers don't even take the time and effort to mail in a DNA test to a lab for $50 is a huge mistake. Almost all men in love are naive. They believe their little angel is so pure than why bother?! Opps!
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