Thread: Man hides gun where the sun don't shine

A man who was pulled over for a traffic violation in North Carolina was found this week with a gun in his jail cell — a big gun that authorities believe he hid in his rectum.

The man, identified as Michael Leon Ward, 22, of Canton, Ga., was in the Onslow County, N.C., jail after his arrest Monday morning. He is awaiting extradition to Georgia, where he is wanted on a fugitive warrant in a murder investigation.

Deputies told NBC station WITN of Washington, N.C., that Ward was searched and then strip-searched before he was put into a holding cell. Jailers also made Ward perform what they call a "squat and cough" procedure.

Only later did they find the gun — a .38-caliber revolver, with a 4½-inch barrel. While it wasn't loaded, it worked just fine when officers loaded a bullet and test-fired it.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20...-a-pain-in-the



Comments on another forum:

• I hear the guy was a Crack Shot...
• &hity &hity bang bang......
• ...hunting gerbils?
• If he coughed and the gun went off and hit somebody, would they charge him with _a*s_ualt?
• That "squat and cough" procedure might have backfired!
• I bet he's a crappy shot.
• Fire in the hole!
• So it's a weapon of 'a*s destruction...'
• Rectum? Darn near killed him.

I guess they wont be pulling any prints off that thing.... YiKeS.....

And the dude had that...? Crammed up his cornchute...?

There is something seriously wrong with this. All of this.

^ This guy is impressed.

Cat piss don't smell so bad now, 'eh?

Originally Posted by rufus

Cat piss don't smell so bad now, 'eh?

Originally Posted by rufus

Cat piss don't smell so bad now, 'eh?

Originally Posted by rufus

^ This guy is impressed.

This.........for people that know know whether to shoot or wind their watch.

what kinda"buttstock" is on that gun?
that 38 special is a P.O.S.
i hear ya can drag those 38 specials through the"mud" and they will still fire.
was that a smith and rectum?
maybe it was a "browning? "............it is now!

What sort of drugs do you have to be on, to even think that would be a good idea?

and how much dope could a person carry if that pistol actually fit. just when we thought we had seen/heard it all.