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    Default Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

    Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.


    The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here: http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/r...eewilliams.jpg


    According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my bubblegum.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.


    While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”


    This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my bubblegum or I’m going to cut your ....... throat.”


    When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.


    Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

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    Where's the puke emoticon here on NFA???

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    Quote Originally Posted by FarmerTed1971 View Post
    Where's the puke emoticon here on NFA???
    I second this motion.

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    Just thank god NWFA doesn't have a scratch and sniff option.

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    I think GAS deserves an infraction just for posting that pic! What did we ever do to you Gas?
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    Where is Bill Clinton when you need him?

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    This was a mental image that I did not need,

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    Ya just gotta wonder WHAT in the heck the guy that agreed had been drinking and for how long???

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    Quote Originally Posted by MA Duce View Post
    Ya just gotta wonder WHAT in the heck the guy that agreed had been drinking and for how long???
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    So, I...er...uh...ummm...well..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trlsmn View Post


    Is that what he was drinking or what she needed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gehrheart View Post
    Is that what he was drinking or what she needed?
    Do the math, buckaroo!

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    I am continually amazed to see the depth of depravity some people will sink to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gehrheart View Post
    Is that what he was drinking or what she needed?
    Yes.
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    This story smells kinda fishy to me.

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    Oh no...I am from WV and my nephew's name is Adam Watson. I do so hope this is a different Adam Watson.

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    Ewwww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EZLivin View Post
    This story smells kinda fishy to me.
    WIN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trlsmn View Post
    I think GAS deserves an infraction just for posting that pic! What did we ever do to you Gas?
    I had to read it, I felt I just had to share amongst friends.

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    chain of events as follows:



    or something like that
    Wishing violence away doesn't change human nature. Sometimes violence is necessary, to counter even worse violence. That's just a fact, but it's lost on the left. –Author Unknown

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