Thread: You Know You Like Your AK-47 TOO MUCH When...

You know you like your AK-47 too much when...

you can't open your toothpaste tube in the morning because you think its reverse threaded.

you can't open a jar of pickles because you think its reverse threaded.

Uncle Rick, the vietnam vet, hates your guts.

you open a can of tuna, and are disappointed not to find surplus ammo inside.

you open a can of spam, and are diappointed not to find surplus ammo inside.

your home is full of siberian hardwood furniture.

you think britain's HMS Elizabeth is simply a minor upgrade from the H-47 Elizabeth.

you wonder where your wife's charging handle is so that you could cock it back and make her "ready to rock and roll" in bed.

You know you like your AK-47 too much when you name your dog, Mikhail.

you know you like your ak-47 too much when you get an A+ in the class, but you demand the teacher to give you an AK.

You know you like your AK-47 too much when you make a thread about knowing you like your AK-47 too much.