Thread: Reasons to own a buncha guns

15. Because when the cops lay all your stuff out on a sheet, take a picture of it, and publish it in the local paper, you want all the other gun nuts to be envious.

I actually laughed out loud on this one.

Good stuff

Originally Posted by Madwulf

Because politicians will only listen to you through your having two boxes... The Ballet Box and the Ammo Box.

+1

Ref. #38:"43. Because after your girl friend watches the movie "The Road" and discovers that people post Apocalypse are cannibals looks at you and says, "we need more guns."

My son's former gf watched "The Strangers" with him and decided that they needed to get a gun. There was a sale on Nagant Revolvers and I bought 2 - one for each vehicle. Ended up giving one to my son.

Originally Posted by glockguy

NOOO Every gun u buy is for the Wife.... it goes better that way.

I still remember the first gun she bought. Usually with any large purchases, we'd at least let the other know beforehand..

I got a call at work. "Oh hey. Im down here at Sportsmans Warehouse, and they are finishing up the paperwork and background check".. /doubletake.

She just had to have one I guess.

Since then, we've alternated who gets the next one. We want a 12 gauge pump next tho. Perhaps xmas to ourselves.

Watch Big 5's ads. They have pump shotguns on sale every Sunday, with brands rotating.

Because we can.. Yes we can!!

Becuse I want them! Nobody thinks a thing about someone who collects thousands of stamps or coins or old comic books. They have their hobbies and I have MINE!!!