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    Default Man shoots himself in testicles

    I'm guessing this isn't a repost...

    Guys shot himself in the ol' milk maker

    http://www.kirotv.com/news/23745631/detail.html

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    Ughhh.... that's exactly why I NEVER carry in that position. My family jewels are just too priceless

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    So many people on KOMO are commenting on why that is the reason they never carry it with one in the chamber or asking why he was carrying at Lowes, was the lumber going to attack him... gotta love incompetence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tactical SS View Post
    ...why he was carrying at Lowes, was the lumber going to attack him... gotta love incompetence.
    That's like, why should you carry at the Walmart in Lakewood, is a box of cereal gonna attack you?

    No, cause people get shot in the face there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YFZsandrider View Post
    Man shoots himself in testicles
    I'm wondering how he hit both of 'em. That's just bad luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YFZsandrider View Post
    That's like, why should you carry at the Walmart in Lakewood, is a box of cereal gonna attack you?

    No, cause people get shot in the face there.
    Why carry at all? I mean its not like anythings ever gonna happen to you!

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    Gun went off? took out his junk.

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    Depending on how accurate the report is it appears that the goober was not using a holster but just his waistband. Maybe now he'll use a holster that covers the trigger and trigger-guard COMPLETELY.

    Sorry for the mental image fellas but how does a person shoot himself in both testicles, the leg and the foot? He must of really had 'brass ones' in order to achieve the change in trajectory required

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    Clearly a case of genetic selection...

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    There are better forms of .... BIRTH CONTROL!


    But i guess he didnt want them to be able to fix it!!!

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    If I was his buddy, he would have just supplied me with a lifetime of jokes

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    No holster + Baggy pants = Self inflicted nut shot.

    Ouch............... But Funny.

    I actually met a guy at the gunshow, when I was selling 1911 holsters, and he voluntarily went off on a story about how he shot his nut off, because he was carrying "gangster style" with no holster. He tried to pull down his pants to show everybody, but we all said "No, no" I believe you. And he wandered off. Wonder if this new guy might be related....???
    Peace Through Superior Firepower.

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    Glad he won't be able to "reproduce" that mistake...

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    Remember those "real men of genius" commercials?yeah, not this guy. Please,please.please tell me he did "NOT" have a CCW.........

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    Default bad shot

    Well this is a case of an accidental shooting that may keep him from accidentally shooting for the rest of his life.

    New nicknames for him:
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    Hair Trigger
    Hop Along

    Any more out there?

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    he got 'em both? Now thats a 2-fer!

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    Fortunatlely his stupidity won't be passed down through the gene pool. To hit both at the same time it must have been a very small target and close together... had to be a liberal

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    Wow, after reading this I don't feel so bad about ordering a crossbreed supertuck this week. A crossbreed may be a little expensive for a holster, but it beats a no breed accidental discharge. Prime example of when keeping it real goes wrong!

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    Hopefully, he got 'em both before spawning. Clearly that guy was too stupid to be part of the gene pool.

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    making obvious "cocked and locked" joke

    though, given he blew his nads off, it was probably not locked...

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