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Heres a conversation you never want to have with your UPS customer service guy when going to pick up a firearm:
Me: Im here to pick up my package. (hand slip to UPS guy)
UPS Guy: Ok, Ill go get it.
20 minutes later
UPS Guy: What does your package look like? Who sent it?
Me: Um Im not really sure its about so-big. (then, in a lower voice because the room is full of people & I dont want them to know Im picking up a gun) Its from Smith & Wesson. Its a handgun
UPS Guy: Oh, ok
Another 20 minutes later
UPS Guy: Well, I cant find it. Youre going to have to call UPS and file a trace/stolen report.
Me: What? What do you mean you cant find it?
UPS Guy: Its not back there
Me: You do realize this is a handgun, dont you? You realize the s*it-storm thats going to come down on you? The ATF is going to be down here.
UPS Guy: Yeah, the ATF has already been down here. Someones been stealing rifles
Me: What!??...I want to speak with the manager
UPS Guy: Well, he doesnt know anything about this
Me: I dont care Im not leaving here with a piece of paper and no gun. Im speaking with a manager.
We then proceed to a room behind the counter where he calls the manager
UPS Guy: Manager is on the phone, hell be down in a minute. Ive looked in here and cant find it
Me: Is this where you keep firearms? This room isnt even secure!
UPS Guy: Well, nobody knows whats in these boxes, so oh, wait, heres your box it was placed on the wrong shelf.
So, in the end I got my gun back, but not until a few heart-stopping moments. I was already apprehensive about sending this back for service; this didnt help any.
Me: Im here to pick up my package. (hand slip to UPS guy)
UPS Guy: Ok, Ill go get it.
20 minutes later
UPS Guy: What does your package look like? Who sent it?
Me: Um Im not really sure its about so-big. (then, in a lower voice because the room is full of people & I dont want them to know Im picking up a gun) Its from Smith & Wesson. Its a handgun
UPS Guy: Oh, ok
Another 20 minutes later
UPS Guy: Well, I cant find it. Youre going to have to call UPS and file a trace/stolen report.
Me: What? What do you mean you cant find it?
UPS Guy: Its not back there
Me: You do realize this is a handgun, dont you? You realize the s*it-storm thats going to come down on you? The ATF is going to be down here.
UPS Guy: Yeah, the ATF has already been down here. Someones been stealing rifles
Me: What!??...I want to speak with the manager
UPS Guy: Well, he doesnt know anything about this
Me: I dont care Im not leaving here with a piece of paper and no gun. Im speaking with a manager.
We then proceed to a room behind the counter where he calls the manager
UPS Guy: Manager is on the phone, hell be down in a minute. Ive looked in here and cant find it
Me: Is this where you keep firearms? This room isnt even secure!
UPS Guy: Well, nobody knows whats in these boxes, so oh, wait, heres your box it was placed on the wrong shelf.
So, in the end I got my gun back, but not until a few heart-stopping moments. I was already apprehensive about sending this back for service; this didnt help any.